trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

(via supersighyan)

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stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

(via supersighyan)

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mixedtrouble:

burnout-velvet:

Give me all the bacon and eggs you have


BRO

fistest:

Just because a white boy dresses well and has a sharp jawline that doesn’t make him god and a lot of you need to calm down and stop licking their shoes and realize they’re just another shallow 17 year old who makes crappy art and wants to start a band and name it something stupid like “mountain sad” or “raccoon fridge” and just like take a deep breath and accept yourself

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